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  • A: hey! It's ____'s birthday you should give her a gift.
  • C: why me? i'm broke! YOU give her a gift.
  • A: give her your virginity then, That's free.LOL.
  • C: go to hell! LOL. I'll give her something better!
  • A: and what's that?
  • C: her virginity.

  1. erwinator posted this